Jesus WAS a Socialist, you nimrod

I watched with a mixture of revulsion and disbelief while that Prophet of the Extremists (Glenn Beck) claimed that pastors and churches who use the words "Social Justice" are closet socialists, communists, nazis, or perhaps and combination thereof.

That's right, Mr. Beck, Jesus was a socialist. He had nothing but contempt for the greedy, the judgmental, and those who failed to help their fellow man. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. wrote (paraphrased) "If Jesus were alive today, they'd crucify him again. His ideas are way too liberal". Another famous LIBERAL SOCIALIST SUBVERSIVE, Sen. Edward M Kennedy, wrote "...the only description in the Bible about salvation is tied to one's willingness to act on behalf of one's fellow human beings.....People responsive to the great human condition and who've tried to alleviate it's misery-these will be the ones who join Christ in paradise."

I have often wondered how those who proclaim themselves to be "saved", or "devout" or "evangelical" do so while judging their fellow man, denigrating other religions, and continuing to espouse the accumulation and retention of personal wealth. Finally, I have my answer. Anyone who says that Jesus wanted everyone to be treated the same, and that they would be treated the same in the afterlife is a SOCIALIST!!!! It's better to be a prejudiced, greedy, judgmental Bible thumper than a SOCIALIST!!!!

Passages that must appear in Mr. Beck's Bible:
Illegal immigrants... Deny them basic medical coverage, let them die in the desert. They're not like us. (What about the parable of the Good Samaritan?...must be socialist propaganda)
Gay people...Jesus never talked about them, but that's because they were such sinners.
A halfway house or drug treatment facility? Not in my TOWN, much less my backyard.
Sold drugs and got caught 15 years ago? You're still a drug dealer who deserves nothing. (Forgive seven times seven......nah....not even once)
Health care for everyone...Nope.
Birth control fails and you're pregnant with a child you can't provide for....we want to force you to have the child, because WE have the right to decide that for you because you're poor.

I guess the part of Matthew's Gospel called the Beatitudes is actually the Communist Manifesto of its time!!!! Don't worry, Glenn, my socialist ass will be praying for you. Jesus, the Fuhrer, Party Boss, or whatever you think he is, would want me to.